Response to Osama bin Laden

ILLUSTRATED: Two sentences for a Democratic presidential candidate to look "Presidential".

There is rumored to be a new video from OBL. Here's what to say:

"Mr Bin Laden, you're a fool to think you can scare the American people. If you're not caught in sixteen months, coming after you will be my top priority."

[There, in two sentences, you've reassured the safety of the American people, and totally criticized the national security policy of the Bush Administration.]